Jaya Supermarket Collapses

Malaysian proved to be the most busy body human on earth again (including me)
when it comes to `huge' incident , and this time the event took place at the Jaya Supermarket .
About 7 workers became victim to this tragic incident however what amazes me are the numbers of `rescuers' and wannabe heroes.
Let me put it this way :

1.Police's two NEW Evo / numerous cars / lots of vans / bikes -

Parked themselves everywhere surrounding the scene - No reason for the grand appearance -wasting space .Some of them can be seen parked at the nearby housing area - half falling asleep and half doing nothing

2.Rela -Parked themselves everywhere ie : McDonalds , mamak restaurants and a

few shops near the scene - i)Their presence = useless .
ii)Holding up the traffic at all surrounding areas near Jaya Supermarket .
iii)They are very fond of their whistle and LOVE blowing it to make sure people notice their presence.

3.Politician's escorts and drivers -Everywhere -

These pest are everywhere and try very hard to make themselves notice by extravagantly

leaning themselves against the fully tinted luxury cars and parked at a `no parking for civilian place'

4.The real rescue team - Fire and Rescue Department /MPAJ /

Doctors / Medic Personnel / Team of Experts - Parked in front of the scene - To save the victims .

Except for Fire and Rescue Department / MPAJ/Doctors / Medic Personnel / Team of Experts , why are all the rest there ???

I only have one answer -thank you for wasting my tax money and other tax payer's money .

We LOVE to pay tax for you to buy more Evos.Everywhere is a showroom , so why not display? *snort*

This however is from today's news " Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim, urged the public not to go near the area as it would hamper search-and rescue efforts " ....

Tan Sri , Tan Sri (*shakes head*) , you people are the ones everywhere at the scene, maybe you should ask some of them to go back ?

Malaysia Boleh! Boleh wayang guna duit rakyat .

How Many Fathers Do You Have ?

How Many Fathers Do You Have ? I have two .Aren't I lucky . Both love me unconditionally .

Both have decided to accept my flaws , which at this point is tremendous. To be able to forgive ,

is the most noble thing to do in any one's lives and this is what my fathers have done.

As humans , I supposed this is the journey that each of us will have to take and go through .

The years that passes us made us wiser .

When I was studying , I had to study this poem `The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost .

Little that I know , it will impact me today :

"I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. "

It did made all the difference , and looking back , I do not have regrets .

I have made my choice and I stand by it .

If I had not done so , till this very day , I will not know what the future have install for me.

http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15717

U Pak , Love you appa .

So Am I The 10th, 11th , 12th or 13th Menteri Besar of Perak

Congratulations to both for creating history in Malaysia as

the `most confusing duo' in the history of Malaysian politics.I thought both have left kindergarten years ago , but from the look of it , all of us will still be dragged into this playground .

A Simple request from a sane human being , PLEASE give way to those who have fully crossover from their childhood and have gracefully stepped into adulthood. Maybe a totally new person should start taking charge of the state instead of all of us having to witness this tug of war over and over again .

Its pathetic and please save us from having to waste our time waiting to see the headline everyday with your names and pictures everywhere. Cheap publicity is OK unless you're a celebrity waiting to strike a multimillion deal in Bollywood , if not , an early retirement for both is highly recommended .

Adiós a Velupillai Prabhakaran வேலுப்பிள்ளை பிரபாகரன்

Not many people today know about Tamil Tigers or what they really are or if they exists.

They however have been around for more than 3 decades - thats about the same age as myself, which is ridiculously difficult not to read or skip any news on them for that long duration of period. Their main aim these past 30 years is to create an independent Tamil state for minority tamil in Sri Lanka .

Q& A Session on their Leader :

1. Is it worth all these 30 years , just to be shot dead after all the struggle ?

2. Do you think he deserved to be worshipped as an almost godly like figure around the world ?

3. Is it worth for a person like him to forgo a complete family life ? Wife , Sons , Daughter

dead .. ? Worth it ?

4.Will anyone revenge for his death ?

No matter what , he have managed to transformed a small group of poorly armed rebels to one of the world's most sophisticated and most hi-tech terrorists. He made himself a Legend , and rank himself parallel to Hitler , Osama and Saddam .

He is even highly worshipped around the world by fellow Tamilians that an Indian journalist who wrote Prabhakaran's biography even cleverly summarize his role in the lives of all Tamil Tigers ; "He is their brain. He is their heart. He is their god. He is their soul. And the whole organization runs around him."

Although , he is still considered`alive' by his fellow rebels , we will still not know how far this is true. We are of course for many years still waiting to bump into Elvis and even Tupac who are still `very much alive'. Who knows , he might be the person sitting next to you - appearance changed of course thanks to the wonder full world of cosmetic surgery .

Adiós Velupillai Prabhakaran . May you Rest In Peace.

No Line Online

We love our Car and when I say LOVE , it just plain means LOVE - no two way about it . With 1997 engine ...it just wowed everyone . You see , Putra still have its own market and yes it is STILL IN DEMAND .

Our Putra is special , having gone through all the facelifts just like human going through major face reconstruction . It when through the same ordeal both of us did , having plunged straight into the monsoon drain during the wee hours in the morning , and the three of us still survive.

It is our very own King Of The Road .

Although special , our car still did not get the same advantage as all new cars get .

This just the same as one human being racist about the other .

Today , I have decided to use our wonderful world of technology .

The website myeg.com.my is SUPPOSED to make my life easier , renewing road tax and what nought and so the process goes ;

With one click after another and entering one info after another ,

and finally with the final push of the `ENTER' button , this popup window came up :

`As the car is more than 10 years old , we cannot process your transaction online.
Special approval is required from the insurance company. We will be sending you an email the next working day on the status of your transaction . Thank you for using MyEG Sevices.You may also contact us at help@myeg.com.my if you need any further clarifications' (*SCREAMS*)

Annndddddd yessssssssssss......... what kind of $#@%$^#!!@#@! is this .

Why do we even bother on having the so call `mesra rakyat' campaign when they just cant be bothered to update their database to make it available online . Why have it ONLINE in the first place when we are supposed to take it OFFLINE ??

Online , Headline , Frontline , Backline , Shitline , Noline

Because You're Worth It!!

Chuchu Boy ,

How was your day today ? Heard that you are starting your hydro and physio therapy soon.

Dont forget to make lots of friends and most imporantly DONT be naughty and NO biting.

Save that when you come back home . Pathi , Tata , Amma , Combi , Bcri , Cendol , Jo Atte , Uncle Raja , Aunt Annie , Wei Wei , Sothi and me will wait for you .

Dont be sad that people forget you . Maybe they are not worth your time .

So what they talk about you ? Do they know you like us ? I dont think so .

So what if you're naughty ? You are young and thats what you are supposed to do .

So what you want to be pampered ? Come and sit on my lap , I'll rock you till you sleep and dream of Angels showering you with cotton candies while you sit on cloud nine.

So what if we spoil you ? Its our job and its something we LOVE to do !

So what if Chuchu want vitagen ? chocolate ? Strawberry or a bite of bcri's orange cake ? You WILL get it .

So what if you are special ? They are just jealous that they are not!

Always remember that you're worth it!

Love

Gundu Papa

St. Raphael - Healer & Guide for the Christian Pilgrim

A friend who totally believes in Fungshui , Tarrot Card and anything that is spritually related , emailed me and told me that all these 32 years ( yes I am a 32 year old fart ) , I have my very own Guardian Angel - St. Raphael Healer & Guide for the Christian Pilgrim .

I checked and found out so many explanation about St Raphael :

Raphael in Judaism
Raphael also appears in the modern Hebrew word Rophe meaning doctor of medicine, thus echoing the healing function traditionally attributed to this angel.

Raphael in Christianity

Among Catholics, he is considered the patron saint of medical workers and matchmakers, and may be petitioned by them or those needing their services .

Raphael in Islam

Raphael (Israfil in Arabic) is the Angel responsible for signaling the coming of Judgment Day by blowing the horn (namely Sûr) and sending out a "Blast of Truth".

Raphael in Paradise Lost

The angel Raphael, as well as many other prominent angels appear in John Milton's Paradise Lost, in which he is assigned by God to re-warn Adam concerning the sin of eating of the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil. He also expounds to Adam the war in heaven in which the Archangel Lucifer fell and became Satan, and the creation of the Earth.

Maybe this angel IS with me , and hopefully this is the angel that has taught me to GIVE rather than RECEIVE . I use to be VERY calculative , but now if I dont give , I feel very frustrated .

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On the other hand for many many years I have had this dream of swimming side by side a whale in an open sea . This dream stopped , if I'm not mistaken for last 5 years and since my friend is so into all this , I took the liberty to ask her on this and this is what she sees :

1.Someone new will start coming to mylife with strong energy

2.This person will guide me through being independent , new job new life , new everything .

3.This person is my guardian angel , who will protect me unstintingly .

4.This dream will stop once you are with this person emotionally and spiritually .

5.This person IS your LIFE.

Yes , the dream did stop and SOOOOOOOOOOOO .... if I put one and one together , I think I have found MY GUARDIAN ANGEL ., and with God's grace , I hope this will be the final journey for me to look for guidance and on finding the person who will heal my soul .

Welcome to Malaysia Swine Flu!

Dear Swine Flu ,

Welcome to Malaysia . We hope you find comfort while you are exploring

our beautiful country .We understand that you had an excellent flight

from Newark , United States .

How's everything back home ? Weather cold as usual ?

No worries ! Malaysia IS the place for you since our hot and humid

weather will definitely help you explore more bodies to plant your seed in .

We understand that you are now residing at Sg Buloh Hospital , and hope

that, that will be your last stop before returning to the United States .

We hoped that you would be able to educate your friends on the importance of survival which I am sure you know very well what I mean. Since all of us are racing towards surviving , we hope you are able to put a word or two to your President that we here are a loving and law abiding citizen. Of course there hiccups here and there , but all Malaysians still deserve to live a very long time .Your presence here excites us and came through as a rather shocking visit , just as we all are still eagerly waiting for the day Obama would walk on Malaysian land or the day Dalai Lama or Pope would come and blessed us.

Hope we did not offend you during your stay , but all of us are rather careful especially when our encounter with you will definitely create a big impact and infact history in the making .We hope you see us as a friend rather than foe and we hate to offend you in any way .

Before you leave , we would like to present with a big bottle of our latest perfume called "A/New Jersey/76 (Hsw1N1) antigen (7) " in short it is popularly known as Détruisez La Grippe De Porcs.

This perfume is the latest craze worlwide and we really hope you can pass the word around and promote it :) .

We hope you had a pleasant stay here and Good Bye .

Going Mental Over Smart Asses

Mental 1

" 1 out of 15 parcel is missing .Send all communications to network "

*****After an hour *****

" Whats the outcome ? "

" still investigating "

" Operations to check CCTV "

"Oh good"

"They cant recognised the box "

"Great ! - we are screwed "

Mental 2

" Can you ask her if she is single "

" I can't , she's triplet! "

Mental 3

" Wheres the D.O "

" She said she sent to you "

" I didnt get anything from yourside today"

"Oh , its here"

"............."

Mental 4

"We manage to track this xxxx shipment from your website "

" Yeah of course - its only `transit to destination' , but never "Arrived" ..duh! "

Thank You Dr Resha Maharaj

My sister sent me this , thanks akka! , and goodness! This is the most intelligent
doctor ever and down right honest ! We need more of this kind of doctors .

My dearest staff , I dedicate this to you - please don't cheat on MC's
anymore.It will just make you look foolish taking one after holiday ,
before and after every weekend .

Who like coming to work ? I don't ? I'm here cause I'm being paid to
and to put food on the table . What about you ? I don't remember seeing
in your or my offer letter as `You are required to cheat the company by taking
Medical Leave without feeling guilty - this company is a charity organisation and
we welcome you to join us . ' *blink*

Thank you for the enlightenment Dr Resha Maharaj .

Helmet & License : With Or Without

Dearest Love Ones , Brothers , Sisters , Colleague , Fellow Human Being ,

Simple advice from me to all .

1.Drive & Ride Safely / Slowly - whats the rush ? are we chasing to reach the moon or the sun ? they are UP THERE , and Im sure its not the time for us to place ourselves UP THERE yet .

2. Wear Your Helmet and fastened it TIGHTLY - A MUST - since when are we all born like those imaginary character from "Hero" - steel skull ? I don't think so!

3. No stunts Please - We are not dare-devils that was hired millions of dollars to perform in circus - SO! don't even think about being `mat or minah rempit' , not worth the pain if you are a self born cry baby . The extra acceleration on the curvy road will just make your head curvier , not your hair .

4.PLEASE get a license- LEGALLY . Whats all this "guarantee pass" - this is the same as "guarantee accident" .

What I write might not mean much , but I myself literally flew inside a monsoon drain once and it wasn't even a ride at the theme park.

Uvarani - get well soon ya and thank god you are ok .

I am Indian :D

These past few years Ive learn LOTS of tamil words , well more on the conversation part.

Yes I do silently say it out loud in my heart , articulating and practising to pronounce it right heh. “;-)” . any how , dont know if I am able to see `Ettumani sethi' later after I `kalembe' from work . Or still remember how to count and not forget half of the numbers if I am being quizzed .

Now lets see! : onnu - 1! reńdu - 2! mūnu - 3! nālu - 4! anju - 5! Āru - 6! Ēłu - 7! ettu - 8! ombōdhu - 9! paththu - 10! ( clap* clap* - so clever!!).

Lets see what new words I will learn tonight at my `Vīdu' from my`Kādhal ' . ( I learn bad words faster than anything I could remember )

Hmm...should I eat `Arisi' tonight or not since Im already very `guńdā' .

Between Friends and Subordinate - Between Peanut and Monkey

I can be an unforgiving tyrant when it comes to work . And when I mean work , there's no two way about it . Although so many times Ive tried to be a `friend' , `big sister ' to them , it seems to backfire on me and I end up being so frustrated :( . (Happens ALL the time especially when I try helping people -and my betterhalf always tell me "you will never learn " - so true! )

My aim is to upgrade people , give them ways / rooms to grow in their career as I always see myself in their shoes . What if they get very low salary $ , how will they survive ? Are they able to come to work with such a low pay? Get proper treatment when they fall sick ? Buy better things for their family ? Provide better things for their family ? ( I myself want a place with a room just to convert the whole place as my cupboard and line up all my clothes and shoes oh yes and his clothes and shoes too of course! - No harm having a dream ) Will they be more alert when I have upgraded them ? Will they work better after getting increment ? Will they work even better by giving them enough tools / PC / Internet connection / phone etc etc ?

Its really is tiring when non of the above matters although you have fought so much for them.
What I consider as a slap on the face is being let down by those who I have put so much of trust on , and I will never let my superior down or fail them . If I did , would I be able to face them the next day ? How do I justify MY salary .?! Is it even worth for them to hire me . People always say , `Pay peanut get monkey ' , but ..... sometimes , `Pay Monkey get peanut ?!'

( Heh .. most of the time we end up getting the monkey from attitude to everything ....mutation from planet of the apes ) .

I had no idea I have to deal more personal issues than work related issues :/ . talk about getting monkeys........