Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Going Mental Over Smart Asses




Mental 1

" 1 out of 15 parcel is missing .Send all communications to network "

*****After an hour *****

" Whats the outcome ? "

" still investigating "

" Operations to check CCTV "

"Oh good"

"They cant recognised the box "

"Great ! - we are screwed "


Mental 2

" Can you ask her if she is single "

" I can't , she's triplet! "


Mental 3

" Wheres the D.O "

" She said she sent to you "

" I didnt get anything from yourside today"

"Oh , its here"

"............."


Mental 4

"We manage to track this xxxx shipment from your website "

" Yeah of course - its only `transit to destination' , but never "Arrived" ..duh! "