Satan or Saturn ?

How many of us know Saturn [sat-ern] ? ( not satan ok ..)
Romans believed that Saturn is God of Agriculture believed to have ruled the earth during an age of happiness and virtue.
However my blogging nerve today points to it astronomically being the sixth planet from the sun .
It is the second largest planet in the solar system, encompassed by a series of thin, flat rings composed of small particles of ice.

Like many planets( with Saturn being the second largest in the solar system ) , they would have their own moon . One of Saturn's moon goes by the name Enceladus .
Now our clever , nothing to do scientists who have all the time in the world (again... + 24 / 7 ) suggests that beneath Enceladus's icy shell , they have discovered what they believe is an ocean!
Wow .. Now all of us have less to worry about the water shortage in Klang Valley aren't we lucky!
Oh and yes this moon apparently shoot out water-ice jets that can shoot water vapour up to 650 to 1,100 mph. Wow ?

I can't even touch the moon ..well not yet , so how do I even visualize satan....I mean Saturn ?Everyone knows satan have two horns ... or at the least the belief ......

Debt Free Death

Remember my 30 wishes ? Now it is 31 wishes with an additional wish
of me having debt free death .
Look at Jacko , earning millions , lived like a king but died as a pauper with $400 million in total debt . In fact , he did not exactly died a pauper as he passed away at his rented house which he paid at least $100,000 .Maybe this is a new age pauper .

With his passing on , his album made a huge sales and became top sales on Amazon.com within hours of his death . The impact of sales on his album also rocketted sky high around the world. At least this sales would , might help his family to pay off his mountain of debts and maybe help to see through his three children throughout their lives .Besides all the sales , they can still rely on his album and songs royalties.

I would rather remain being who I am than become insanely famous , die a debt free death as I would not be in peace if my family would have to fork out unnecessarily to pay off my debts when I pass on . It is MY debt ...

Another Star Placed In the Sky

Jacko is not the only star passed on today , but his extended kingdom of Neverland have overshadowed her death also on the same day as his.

For those who have know idea who she is ; well its about time that you know she is one of the original Charlie's Angel .

Rest In Peace . You may meet Jacko on your stairways to Heaven.

The Thriller Exits And Turned To Mortal

Looks like God finally told Michael to call it a day at 50.
Although lots of fans are visibly distraught by his passing ,
they have forgotten the fact that he is human .

He is not Immortal as they thought he would be and his ever
famous silver sequinned glove and jacket was not able to
protect him from the ripper. He might all this while is able transformed
himself to an almost perfect woman , whose skin is as soft and as fair
as Snow White , but the only thing he is not able to change is his lifespan.

He is still the King of Pop to some , but to me , he just another human being
going through the natural cycle process of life and death .
Rest in Peace Jacko.

30 Wishes

My boss asked me this and my 30 wishes are as per below :

30 things I want to achieve in life .
1.To be financially free of debt ; credit cards , bank loans
2.Achieve my target of having a better career advancement before I turn 40 .
3.Achieving a better salary that complement my career .
4.Make peace with myself
5.Providing better care for my family.
6.Providing better health care for my nephew Danviin and to ensure his needs is taken care of .
7.Buy a house for my family
8.Buy luxury car for my appa
9.Have good and healthy life when I am 60.
10.To be more positive and take things one step at a time .
11.Make peace with people around me and to accept their flaws
12.To stop being a procrastinator
13.Able to fight for my staffs benefit and also to ensure their career advancement
14.Read more books
15.To loose and achieve my ideal weight
16.To be acne free
17.To be able to say no to fatty and sinful food in order to achieve better weight and acne free skin .
18.Gain more knowledge
19.Be more organized
20.To be complaint free in life
21.To enroll in dance class
22.Learn how to swim
23.To be a writer
24.Have a big fat savings for security and health reason that will benefit my family in times of emergency.
25.Able to let my better half retire early and enjoy his life ;eg travelling
26.To be able to devote myself better to god.
27.To be able to give reasonable advice to others when asked .
28.Able to help the poor and the needy
29.To travel to different place , countries with my better half
30.Finally able to lead a peaceful and problem free life with my better half

Noisy Mosquito

Mosquito is always related to negativity . Diseases and noise.

Looks like we are being hit by this insect today that my customer have

to make such sarcastic remark when I was on the line with them ;

" Are you people fighting in your office ? "

God , embarassing .. all the way into the phone and straight through the customer's ears . :(

Now I totally agree with the tag line ........

"Dengue ..cegah sebelum parah "

Me , strategically seated right in the middle act as the noise filter but unfortunately today , it hit me straight to my head and now Im getting this bad headache .

So much for all peace for the past few months.

Pocket Full Of Mockery

P.Ramlee , Saloma , Sudirman and lots more are undeniably talented .

Their mesmerizing voices are so enchanting that it is still remebered till this very day .

To me its an insult to confer them with titles when they are already gone .

Why was this not done when they were still alive ? They were are their highest peak

when they were well and dandy and structing their moves all around .

Siti Nurhaliza or should I refer to as "Datuk" got it and (ahem) she IS still alive.

What are they able to do with the titles conferred to them ?

Will people visit their grave and and recite prayers to them by putting their title first and prayer later? Mockery! Thats all I see of all this .

Mr Froggy's Transparent Gut

Good Morning Malaysia ,

Yes..Yes I know .. its a tad bit early for me to start blogging , but that thing up there is too interesting to stop me from commenting on its existence .

You see , its not EVERYDAY we come across a transparent frog.And knowing about our "mad" scientists , they just have too much time in this world to look for see-through frogs .Under the pre-text of "endangered species " , this is how they discovered Mr Froggy .Froggy is so small , even smaller than a fingernail . Hmmm... they are so free to scrutinized something that small .. and it took them ages to discover Air France plane that crashed into the Atlantic ocean recently . Hey .. THIS IS a fair comparison you see as , Mr Froggy live deep inside the Ecuadorian forest . ( Pin in a haystack ...)

With all the tax payers money funding this research all the way to Ecuador , Im just wondering
if they would start ` creating ' the discovery of transparent human .Its a great idea though which I think will apply well to politicians .

Maybe when they start making ridiculous statement or idea , they can just look down and see their heart pumping blood in a rush out of lying and all their organs start going haywire with all the adrenaline rush .
Food for thought .... might be an excellent breakthrough for our wonderful world of science .

The Curse of Rempit

My staff finally returned to work after a long hospitalisation leave due to accident . She look well and fine having gone through that eerie accident . So far she still remember all of our names
( except her own .. he he ) .
A spell was however cast upon her and the result is her drastic appearance above .
Uva! Welcome back ........and oh ..nice shades :)

Cheers to the Malaysian Politian Babies!

A little political insight for all Malaysian Politicians.
Its no big deal if you have "a few votes" in whatever election that you have participated in. You can start gloating only when you have secure at least 21 million , 1 million short from Iran 's current president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . Malaysian politicians here are just too proud of anything and everything .

I speak for myself and not on behalf of anybody that I am ashamed to see all you people fighting like babies still suckling and holding on to your milk bottle .
What is all this nonsense of fighting to become "party president" of PPP when you have been sacked Mr Murugiah? Or fighting to merge and then not and then merge again and again between Umno and PAS ?, DAP and MCA always fighting other parties decisions which most of the time have nothing to do with them , why?! , Why is DAP asking PAS to reassess its position in the Pakatan Rakyat (press statement from Karpal Singh of course) when they happily tied mutual agreement of "working" together ? and PKR's president wanting Chin Peng to return to Malaysia because we are "communist-free" ( Chin Peng to spice things up in Malaysia I supposed ) ? MIC forever with their "great agenda" when they can't even settle their fantastic idea when it comes to MAICA Holdings.

These people should feel lucky that they are not facing what Ahmadinejad is facing after winning 22 million votes . From his victory , he was presented with more than 2,000 Iranians who have been terrorizing Iran's street burning and fighting with each other since the the time he was announced the winner and this is happening daily .

To all Malaysian politicians who have nothing to do but is in politics to ensure they are able to "earn" and generate more money for their offsprings and their many descendant in future to waste by entertaining themselves, please take two steps back to reassess yourselves . If you are able to endure tough time like Ahmadinejad , then by all means do it . But its better to shove your mouth with pacifier if you just can't carry out your duties. Honestly , winning a margin of 11,000 or 26,000 does not have any value and I am sick and tired of listening to all you cry babies whining about anything and everything. So much of your 1 Malaysia campaign
which non of you know what it means . All are so chicken to alter anything in the "perlembagaan" . Aren't you all scared to share your rights. Babies will be babies and they will never grow up .... Here's your milk bottle!

Thinking Out The "Box"

The above ad is self explanatory on what we human need to do .

If we don't start applying this method , we might eventually end up

thinking outside the coffin when we die or IF we turn into a vampire.

More to motivational issue , I sincerely feel that all of us need to start thinking out of the box.

The sooner the better before someone or something else start doing that for us .

21st Century Pandemic

Dear All ,

Congratulations!

We are witness of the first 21st Century Pandemic -We are part of history now and oh how lucky we are ! ( not ) .

For those who still have no idea about swine flu , its best that you start "reading" .

So looks like this snorty thing have gone one notch up to Level 6 and just cant resist on being the headline over and over again . The last it made the news was a couple months back and also 41 years ago . Hogging the lime light from the new premier movie of Hannah Montana ( yes Amisha , we ARE going to see this movie tomorrow ) by reaching 74 countries worldwide and infecting about 29 , 000 people and still counting .

The last pandemic 1968 and 1969 was H3N2 viral strain which successfully killed at least one million people. Anyway lets just hope that non of us have to start wearing space suits and start living in confinement inside bubble ball .

Maybe , we should seriously start exploring the possibility of having a settlement on Mars

Mirror Mirror Manohara

In today's world, its quite hard for me to grasp the concept of "force" .
It doesn't seem to apply to anyone may it be for man or woman.
We are too modern to go through all this or even use this as a reason
when we are finally feeling bitter about the `experiences' we go through .

There are just two simple concept to any decision made and chose by us which

ends either with a YES or NO .If at 17 , you have already "decided" to marry a royalty - simple logic is money .

Lets do the math here :
1.In the olden age this is how it is calculated :

pretty+price charming = happily ever after and content with life
2. Today's calculation :

pretty+prince not so charming with fat wallet = taken care for life
3. Olden days business minded people :

mistress+prince charming = taken care for life with few offspring to carry on the name .
4. Today's business minded people :

mistress+prince not so charming with fat wallet = luxury car , luxury condo , luxury watches , credit cardS , diamonds and gold , luxury cars for mistress family , luxury house for mistress family , taken care for life by ensuring prince charming 's wallet is slim and trim :D .

With a simple YES or NO , women specifically tend to get all the above mathematical calculation.
Its just a matter of choosing what type of calculation you want . So why question all the abuse if YES is chosen when naturally this is part of the `mystery gift ' after a long tiring shopping spree *wink*
If you still don't agree with me , lets ask the magic mirror "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
It answered:
"You, my queen, are fair; it is true.

But beyond the mountains , the most greediest and the dumb-est is you."

FAT PANDA EYES

Working is so tiring :( . Most of the time it drain and suck the life out of me .

Some people would have fantasy of having a `good' job which includes ;

Out of this world colleague , easy job and fat pay ( yeah right ) .

The reality is that we end up having ;

Colleague - Most irritating , annoying , pesky colleague who just HAVE TO come and have that small chit chat out of boredom when you have a million things to do - and oh my god! how wordy they can be ( they take more than 1 minute just to decribe what paper is :/ ) and also those negative wannabes who just HAVE walk up and down , up and down, up and down .. geez get a life!

Fat Pay - Oh yeah ... maybe when im 50 . With all the sitting down and staring at the PC more than 10 hours , I'm getting BIG FAT panda eyes and BIG FAT belly and bum .

The Job - Oh I love challenges ! However , the people make the job ridiculously tough although the solution is just a call away .

My motivation is that , i get paid every month WITHOUT FAIL and I dont have to beg as I am able bodied and no sign of handicap what so ever except for being short , which is really good enough as it helps me to put food on the table and enjoy life during the weekends without hearing the tapping of the keyboard which I am doing at this very minute ....