Mental 1
" 1 out of 15 parcel is missing .Send all communications to network "
*****After an hour *****
" Whats the outcome ? "
" still investigating "
" Operations to check CCTV "
"Oh good"
"They cant recognised the box "
"Great ! - we are screwed "
Mental 2
" Can you ask her if she is single "
" I can't , she's triplet! "
Mental 3
" Wheres the D.O "
" She said she sent to you "
" I didnt get anything from yourside today"
"Oh , its here"
"............."
Mental 4
"We manage to track this xxxx shipment from your website "
" Yeah of course - its only `transit to destination' , but never "Arrived" ..duh! "
